No need for training classes

According to this chart, we already know ALL the tricks.   My momma can save her greenpapers and forget about enrolling us in any classes.   sweet

Friday Smile from Us

Yeppers, my momma has been playing with da Foto Effect software agains......Enjoy

MangoMinster 2012 !!!!

Lucy Donkey here......pleased to submit MY entry to Mango Minster 2012 - Working Stiffs category

 (what else?)

Of course, my entrepreneurial spirit is known far and wide.  

I am sure many of you might have caught my recent cover in Forbes Magazine

(if you didn't see it at your local news-stand, I'm sure that is only because the issue was an instant bestseller)

One of the first business ventures I started was Lucy's Pet Sitting and Horse Walking Service.....this division has  expanded now to include 
Lucy's Personal Training and Fitness 



Your Experienced Personal Trainer, Lucy Donkey.  
Convenient Pricing Available - Call or Email for Details



Here, you can see Lucy with one of her customers, Justice the Horse, taking him around for an afternoon stroll around the pasture.....Boot Camp Class

Even the most hesitant client, can be gently (?) persuaded when walked and supervised by the experienced Lucy......... our motto is "We make Exercise FUN"


Come along, Big Guy.  Get the Lead out





"JUST DO IT ! "





"If it were easy, then everyone would look as good as me. "



"To feel fit as a fiddle, you must tone done your middle"

"That's enough for today.....take a few laps around the pasture and hit the showers"

I have several other Business DIvisions in my Entrepreneurial Empire:

During Tax Season, I have been known to pitch in and help prepare a few returns........

My motto is "GOT DEDUCTIONS???"

My Kissing Booth was all the rage!!!!

Stay in line, folks.........No pushing.  Everyone will get a turn



Let's not forget, my most successful and profitable business division to date.......

As your Blogville Avon Representative!!!!

Lucy Donkey, Avon Representative, at your service

In home consultations available (at a nominal additional charge)

From my world famous wrinkle cream to an unlimited variety of polish, lipsticks and perfumes......if it is beauty you need  want.....Lucy Donkey is your source for all things Avon!

Finally, I would like to take this opportunity to ANNOUNCE my latest undertaking, which I'm sure will be another wildly popular and profitable Division...

Donkey D.J. and Karaoke!!

From Golden Oldies to Rock n Roll, Jazz or Country

Sing and Tap your Hoofs, Paws or Feet to Lucy's Magical Music

We specialize in.....

Weddings

Birthdays

Bar Mitzvahs

Obediance Class Graduations

etc., etc.

Catch our Debut at the Blogville Valentine's Pawty!!!!!

Thank you for your time.   

Regards,

Lucy Donkey

Your Avon Representative

Your Personal Trainer

Your Source for Music and Karaoke

Competitor - MangoMinster 2012

etc, etc, etc