I am most excited to unveil my fall line of Avon Products, ready to ship immediately.
Eyeliner and Mascara - Here I am modeling the latest in the Avon Line of Eyeliner, I like to call "Puddles Perma-Liner" (guaranteed NOT to fade). I have paired it with "Lash Be Long" in our new Fall Color....Donkee Grey.
Toenail/Hoof Polish - Here is the human mom foot, modeling my latest "au naturale" line of nail and hoof polish. Note that my model is not being very co-operative, as I was forced to tug her by the pants string into the proper position to show my product in it most attractive light. Note to self: hire professional models....
And last but not least, the latest Hair and Fur Mousse with Extra Hold. Note how straight and tall my ears are after using this mousse! All day hold with minimal effort!!
(I also included this foto especially for Frankie Furter! Now this is FRESH deer meat!)
Keep those orders coming in!!!
Lucy
30 comments:
I hope these products work better than the last ones! We don't need any dogs losing all their fur right before winter hits!
I'd like some nail polish in Poodle Pink, if you got it! Thanks!
Bunny
Deer buttocks! Nommy!
I love the eyeliner. Does it hold up in the rain?
Slobbers,
Mango
Oh my goodnesses...today is a beautiful day (not to be confused withs U2s song...more bouts dat laters)! I am completely in awe...I has an Avon product nmed afters ME.
Send me 2 dozed boxes PRONTO!!!!!!
Puddles
Hehehehe...sorry, I was so excited to hears bouts da eyeliner dat I furgots to say how we haves missed you Lucy. And I know Tank has just been miserable withouts you.
Yea, I also need some toe polish in Foxy Doxie Red...to match my lipstick.
Puddles
I will have to tell Beth about the new Fall line. Your ears certainly do stand up with that stuff!
Ding Dong Lucy calling....whoopee!!
Well I begged Mom to by me some more of the magic cream I got last time but she told me if my hair disappeared this time of year I'd be really cold
so instead I'd like a bottle of Red Hot Mama lipstick....the check is in the mail.
Madi
Do you have any potions??? I could use a "make Puddles love you" potion if Avon starts producing that... but, make sure that only I can get it, okay, Lucy? See what you can do for me...
-Corbin
Anything in The Mango Lipstikhk line?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Me AGAIN....hehehehe...read your comment at Frankies bouts da foto. Did you happen to notice da step stools at da podium?
Hehehehehe...cracks me up!
Puddles
How'd you get that deer out of your ear? Good luck with the Avon products, we're awaiting testimonials before we buy, sorry, but the last batch was a bit dicey.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
I would like some of that fur mouse - I am having some trouble with my fur lately and I just can't do a thing with it. I also take some of the eyeliner, not for me, of course ...
Your pal, Pip
My mom thinks you have the most beautiful eyes, Lucy. But she is not sure that 'donkey grey' mascara would work for her...
Wyatt
Oh! I missed the sale last time so I will take one of everything. I'm sure this credit card I found will work just fine to pay for it all!
Snuggles,
Twix
Hi, Lucy!
The new line sure is pawesome!
Thanks for telling us!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
I used to sell Avon products. That new line sure is pawsome! I think I want some of your mascara. Looking how long those lucious lashes are!
I'm so interested in your new line products especially the eye-liner and mascara but just wondering whether Donkee Grey is my colour! Anyway, no harm to give it a try!!!
Hi ya Lucy! Long time no see! You're lookin ravishin :)
Hmmmm.... decisions decisions
Well, after careful consideration, I have decided that I would like to try you eye liner as I am thinkin it will highlight my beautiful amber eyes and I will be even more dashing than I already am ;)
Also, I would like some fur mousse. Thinkin if my ears stuck up more I could hear the squirrels better heh heh heh
Now for the special hoof to paw shake to solidify the deal...
Left front hoof to right front paw
now right front hoof to left front paw
and both back hooves to....
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (checks in the mail)
Roo (note to self, avoid sore arse by only doing front paw/hoof shake next time)
Lucy, thanks for the fall fashion update. Even though us boys aren't furry intersted, Moms and Molly are! Happy weekend!
Woofs and Kisses!
THe Fiesty Three
hi lucy! great pictures, your eyes look great :) those products must be working!!
Oh, yeah....yeah....yeah....EAR MOUSES....Gotta have one! My ears are longer den da whole body....Gotta makes dem stand up straight...Love da new Avon lines.
Amber (Da Weenie)
I simply must have the tosie polish in the following colors: minky pinky; rushing red and the au'natural. Make it 13 bottles of each to start. Lottsa tootsies to polish between Lala and me. I most def have to pass up the ear mouses! My ears area ravishingly beautiful enough. Perhaps I could bottle some and you can se if Avon will sell it. You can half 18% of the profits!!! Amber would def be a customer!!!
Hugs & smoochies!! XOXO
Hailey
peeeees I was so excited abouts the possible new joint adventure that I mispelled a few words! But I will offer you 18% not half of 18%! BOL!!!
Oh we's just got our package!! evfuryting is pawfect Lucy!! 'da Eyeliner, lipshades... and 'da moose most wonderfuls!!
Now 'dere be 3 of us girls now so we's gonna be needing replenishments sooners 'den laters!!
Anakin likes 'da Moose... hee hees...
How's Ms. Blondie Locks woodstocks doing?
Daddy did have lunch wits TiXie and got hers 'da F3 (ritz crackers) and E5 ( oreo cookies for himselfs) den Momma got B2 ( snickers bar) snorts..
Hugs!!
'da Josie
Oh.. 'da Josie misspelled TriXie's namie...
sorry girl....
Hugs!!
Josie
miss lucy,
my big sis asa would like to order the eyeliner 'n mascara combo! she wants to make sure she's lookin' good for her boyfriend brodie. heeheehee.
*woof*
the booker man
Well I can't see a dam thing at the moment, do you do wax that is OK to use on me fuzz face, I have a problem with blow away hair!!
See Yea George xxx
I'm LOVIN the eyeliner- but I am a dude and don't wear such things. Can I buy some for Maggie Mae?
You are ravishing!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Hi Minnie,
If Mommy is still walking by next Satrday, we will be at the ATDR party.I'll be the one with a witches hat with orange braids and a Halloween harness. I'm so excited to see you and your new sister...what is that girl's new name?
{{{huggies}}}...Mona
Um, Lucy? This just occurred to me and now, well, I'm kinda freaked out by the thought of it but...
Okay, you know that I have Most Magnificent stand-up ears, right? Well, do you think that, um, they'll start to, you know, SAG as I gets older? Oh, I would just be heartbroken if that happened! Do you think if I used that moose stuff, it would keep that from happening?
Concerned wiggles & wags,
mayzie
PeeS. Is it made out of real mooses?
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