Yeppers, after several days of trying to trap the MOST EVIL possum in our attic, to no avail........my momma decided to 'man-up' so to speak, and return home. She has taken a few precautions, though....
For instance, her has been leaving ALL da outside and most inside lights on at night (thinking that possums will only want to creep around in da darkness) . This idea does make our house look a bit like Times Square on New Years Eve, butt it is her greenpapers paying da Electric bill, not mine.
And since da MOST EVIL possum was last heard tromping around in our attic like a 200lb drunken sailor, her has outfitted us all in doggie pith helmets...........like so>>>>
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| Stylish, huh????? |
Now, some furrends have commented that they think the MOST EVIL possums is cute!!!!
WTH????????
This is cute??!??!?!?!?!??!
We did have Uncle Tommy put a humane trap/cage out to try and lure this MOST EVIL possum from our house and relocate it far, far way (like South Carolina) . He even bought the #3 dinner from KFC to load chicken and biscuits in da trap (sheesh)
Then we waited to see when he caught MOST EVIL.......
and we waited
and we waited
and he checked da trap everyday (cuz there was NO WAY my momma would look at MOST EVIL possum in a cage)
and we waited
and we waited
FINALLY on Tuesday........we had a creature in da cage!
It was Veranda!!! Our neighborhood feral kitteh!!!!!!
Note.....her was not hurt in da trap/cage..........in fact her was stuffed from eating da entire #3 dinner from KFC!!
Her was not to happy though to be stuck in da cage!!! Boy oh Boy, was her using some serious HBO Kitteh words!!!That's when my momma decided that da MOST EVIL possum prolly left on its own .......and we could return home!
Thank goodness, cuz we have lots to do to get ready for da BANQUET this weekend!!!!! (unfortunately we won't be bringing possum stew)
19 comments:
Darn...I was hoping for some possum stew!
Thank goodness your back home.
Bwhahahahaha...OMD, is ya'll sures it wasn't da kitteh da whole time and NOT da POSSUM?
Oooooor, maybe it is indeed on it's way to SC...to keeps da "otherO pet company.
Puddles
Oh and ummmm, is Uncle Tommy gonna supply us withs chicken furs da banquet? I likes chicken.
Puddles
It's a good thing you can go back home. I'd keep the pith helmets though. Then you will always be ready for adventure!
Wyatt
Ohhhh... my mom hates those opossums! When she was a little girl, one of her horses got sick from the opossum poo!!! She almost died and ever since, mom hasn't swerved off the road to miss them when they sit there like idiot rodents!
-Corbin
BWHAHAHAHAH! Dat a funny story! Maybe da possum heards bout Puddles Kool Aid and is headin' to SC on its own! Just sayin'
(Or did your Mama get into Puddles Kool Aid and tink she saw a possum but it was really da kitty in a possum costume)
I hear that Possum tastes just like Chicken.. I'm with Puddles...
NOW... I just HOPE that you have Seen Pip's Post... he has a very much Special thingy in his Door Prize thingy... JUST IN YOUR HONOR.
I really was hopin fur possum stew.. Or fried possum with collard greens.. Darn. And a ClassyRoll of Mustard Greens and Possum Innards. YUMMMMMMMM DOUBLE Darn
I is so glad yu is home where yu belongs my sweet marvelous Minna, I was most worrieds fer yu being away from home so long.
Wivs all my luvs 'n' licks
Your
Richie
xx xx
Miss Veranda has most pretty eyes! I'm glad that you're home now.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
PS, you look awfully cute in your pith helmet!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Miss Veranda must have a pretty full tummy!! We were looking forward to possum stew at the banquet, too!
We love your pithy helmet!!
Glad you're home :-)
Minna
I love the pwecautions you took..the pith helmet was bwilliant. I'm glad the fewal kitteh gots a good meal, but I can just imagine the language, hehehe
Too bad about the possum stew, but at least you can go home. btw, I do NOT think he is cute, just scaiwy. You awe vewy vewy bwave.
See you this weekend
smoochie kisses
ASTA
I would has stuffed myself in that trap fur the #3 dinner from KFC. Drool.
OMD, we sure hope that evil possum is gone - they have very sharp teeth, don't they? Mom gets the shivers all over thinking about one of them being inside anywhere in the house. Hope he really is gone.
See you at the banquet.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Your mom is right. Possums is the most evils!!!
My momma thinks possums are creepy-icky, too. I don't think I ever met a possum but that picture kinda made me all shivery so I don't think I would like 'em either.
I'm very much glad you gots to go home. And I bet that possum is hitch hiking his way to South Carolina as we speak!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!! CRASH, BANG, BOOM!!!!
Sorry that was just my mom running screaming from the room when she saw that possum. She's got the possum phobia, too!
Your pal, Pip
Psst:she doesn't know we have one stashed in the basement as a door prize for the banquet.
Veranda probably chased it away. Or maybe with all the lights on and pith helmets, he thought he was in a Mad House.
XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella
OO I sure am glad I don't have to deal with possums here! Bahahhaa did the kitty get too fat and got stuck in the cage??
Woofs,
Pepsi
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