Friday, May 6, 2011

Lucy Donkey, Realtor

Lucy Donkey here..........introducing my latest business venture.....REALTOR!!!!!

Allow me to tell you about my very first listing....

That's right, its Mr. Pips house!!!

This is a very lovely residence, located in beautiful Chicago.   This house has been lovingly maintained by the residents and faithfully guarded by Mr. Pip himself for many years.   The house includes all the latest upgrades and very spacious...........includes room for dog, two cats and even a bunny!
Don't delay.......this one is a real gem!

For a personal showing....Call Lucy Donkey.......Your Blogville Realtor


18 comments:

Mr. Pip said...

OK, now my mama has fallen off her chair and is out cold again. She passed out from surprise and shock when she saw Puddles post. I had to run over from to Frankie's and grab some possum (that's right, see his post) out of his fridge to revive her. She woke up and ran screaming out of the room (she's scared of possums, too). I finally had her calmed down and now this! Poor old girl is out cold again!

But seriously, we are so touched that you all did this for us! Thanks! I am thinking Lucy really might get this old place sold!

Your pal, Pip

Three Dogs Long said...

Well, if any body can sell it....it will be Lucy Donkey!

(((Hugs)) your friends

Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

3 doxies said...

If you need anything done, Lucy is da one to call on. Her gets it done...it's da business side of her.

Puddles

3 doxies said...

Oh, does you think you could sell my neighbor's house?

Puddles

Frankie Furter said...

I heard on the Blogville grapevine that the first 87,000 to TOUR the house.. get an AVON gift certificate. I'm on my way!!! Hope I can find a close place to park.

3 doxies said...

Did you sees your barn on da map Lucy?

Puddles

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

That Lucy, duss her talents know no bounds?

Amber DaWeenie said...

How bouts a lifetime supply of Avon goodies wit the sale of da house? Da gift certificate is a good idea...but make it LIFETIME!

Corbin said...

Lucy can sell ANYTHING!
-Corbin

Frankie Furter said...

Minna I hope there is no damage to your car. I know you didn't meant to Rear Tail me. Butt at least we were able to leave our vehicles right on the street... beclaw there is NO PARKING left wfithin 87 BLOCKS of Pip's House. Rooney and I got the orange cones set up and our cars will be safe.. right at the scene of the "accident" since that is the ONLY place we COULD leave them.
Come on.. Lucy is gonna be out of Avon Gift Certificates and all of Puddles' ScamWow towels are gonna be GONE. Let's RUN.

Oskar said...

Go Lucy!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

rottrover said...

You go Lucy!!

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh that Lucy if she can't sell the house nopup can!

Hey Frankie quit hoggin the free Avon, you Puddles!

woo woos, Tessa

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Lucy do we get some free Avon products if we buy Pip's home? Great post.
Before long we'll all be helping Pip and family
pack.
Hugs Madi

scotsmad said...

Madi and Mom took our comment!!!

Hope the house sells.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Wyatt said...

Lucy,
Are we going to start seeing your face on all of the real estate signs, benches and buses around here? You need one of those catchy slogans! "Don't buy your next house from any Ass" or "I'll help you pin the tail on your next new home!" Just sayin'...

Wyatt

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Lucy,

Is there anything you can't do? I bet that house will be off the market anyday now.

Just wan't to wish your Mom Happy Mothers Day!!

{{{huggies}}}....Mona & Weenie

Amber-Mae said...

I bet Lucy is good at getting customers!