My momma is OBSESSED....and NOT with a doxin!
Her got this new-fangled machine that lives up on da kitchen counter. No big deal, right?....WRONG. This machine has taken over her mind, and negatively affected OUR lives.
Before this machine came to live on da counter, her FIRST priority every morning was the care and feeding of the beloved doxins (us). Now her gets all excited and giggly over which little white Nom-cup her is going to put in da machine! We have been delegated to a distant second place.
And her is collecting those Nom-cups like they is going out of style! She brings all different kinds home by the boxload, and delights in all the different flavors and varieties available. They LOOK like cute little treats, butt trust me, these Nom-cups taste TERRIBLES.....cuz we tried to taste one that I stole from da trash can. Yuck!
I'm starting to get concerned.
26 comments:
Ummmm. I knows you has already pointed out da obvious...dat ya;ll is now second place. But, da shear fact you was ables to get into da trash withouts bein' scolded is proof her has been payin' no attentions to you.
Puddles
We keep hearing the Momster talk about getting one of those too. Wonder if they have one in yummy biscuit flavor?
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
OMD OMD... the PAWSibilities... just think of all the GRRRREAT stuffs that you can do... while SHE is bizzy bein all Dizzy over this THINGY. Wow, you can drag out all the laundry... get into the trash... gut stuffies without interference ... get on ALL the forbidden furnitures... and sneaking snacks from the JAR.. ... Unless you all pass out from hunger furst that is.
Ohhhh...this is very much good to know. My mom has said once or twice that she wonders if she would like one of those machines. But now I know to tell her that they're just TERRIBLE and uh, that people have been, uh, POISONED by them! Yeah, that's it. I mean, sure, it would be fun to gets into the trash without getting in troubles but what if one day she FORGOT to feed us cuz of that machine? SHUDDER!
My thoughts are with you. I hopes you get your mom back soon.
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
Imagine dat...You's been replaced by a machine! Like to see it beg, cuddle, and do tricks! Don't worry. Mom will go back to you soon.
MOL MinnaK...now see this is where being a spoiled Diva cat comes in handy.
I can jump as high as I like and the peeps cannot keep me off the counters so I know all about that beast that has possessed your Mom's mind. We have one too and quite frankly once I investigated it I didn't think is was as wonderful as the peeps but then I don't drink coffee.
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi
Our mom has been threatening to get one of those, too...We'll discourage her. Thanks for the tip, Minna!
-Bart and Ruby
At least the coffee will keep her awake. Once she has had her morning cuppa then maybe she will remember to feed you.
Cindy
Ohhh, I think if you were allowed to have some coffee you might be as obsessed as well! Your momma is hooked! Maybe you just need to to be more persistent about helping her wake up in the morning :)
Tell her to fix all of it one time. That should wake her up! :)
The UP side is she'll be so full of caffeine that she'll be taking you for long walks...BOL!
We understand that machine, though. SHE's got one that requires ground beans, so we have to wait for her to make the coffee and drink it. good thing is she does the drinkin' while she's reading blogs to us.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Our Mom got to play with one of those things when our Dad was in the hospital. She drank so much coffee that she couldn't sleep at night, which was OK with us because she played with us more. She keeps talking about getting one for our house, but we hope not. Your report makes it sound dangerous.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties
Us again. Maybe she'll make you some pupuccinos...they're good.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Our Gma and Gpa have one... and it does not get any better.
~Milly and Shelby
Our mom was checking these things out a couple of weeks ago. Thank goodness she put it on hold! This sounds like a really bad idea! Thanks for the warning, Minna K!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
I think Dr. Oprah, I mean Oz, maybe onto something. I should start drinking red wine - you know, the kind that comes in a cardboard box and is sold at gas stations. Lots of good food at gas stations. Bawhahahahaha!
And about that machine, PLEASE don't let my mom see it. She has a coffee addiction. Seriously, the woman needs some kind of coffee intervention! I repeat do NOT let her see this!
Your pal, Pip
In this day and age why can they not invent a masheen like that wot spits out CHICKUN?!?!?!? Now THAT I would get all giggly ofur.
I just hope your next brother or sister doesn't end up named Keurig or K-Cup! I don't think there's any cure for your mom's new addiction unless the contraption makers go out of business...
Bunny
Oh-oh!
Sounds like a not "pet friendly" machine!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
We feel your pain, Minna! Mom has one of these machines at her office (we work there, too) and she is forever getting up from her desk and going to the break room to feed that machine those little cups. I wonder what is in them?
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I soooooooo want one of these! I'm mildly obsessed with flavored coffees.
Mina, take advantage of the time your mom is busy ooohing and aaahing over that machine to get into stuffs. Do all the things you're not supposed to do and get into things you shouldn't. She'll be too busy to notice!
I'd love it if you still want to join me for Half Full Friday sometime! You can pawticipate multiple times or even just once. Don't furget to link up with Mr. Linky when you're done so that others can see what made you happy during the week too!
Thank you for your sweet comment on my blog.
Ooohhh, that looks good - better keep it away from Mum!
Glad your mum is having so much fun with her new machine, perhaps she could get some of those cups in treat flavour, bol.
Wags, Dip Bridge and Elliot x
k-cups!!! i have to say, your mom isn't the only one! at least you know your mom will stay close to home with this in the kitchen ;)
Yea! I bet that it can't cuddle with her and keep her warm at night. Noooooo, I also bet the only thing it does fur her at night is make her pee a lot! BOL
woos, Tessa
Okays, I has my new browser and I needed t come check on ya'lls to see if your mom had done gone all loopy from her caffeine high...or is her on da celing?
Puddles
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