Lucy here. As the official 'spokes-donkey' for Verizon Wireless, I have a most embarASSing problem
Just so you believe my status as da Verizon Spokes-donkey, I present proof of my status.
Look closely at the billboard below....and who do you see?
(Now this particular billboard may not be available in your part of da country. Butt, rest assured it is all-over Southeast Texas.....ahhemm)
Oh, and one more thing. If you looks even closer at da billboard, there is a
crazy woman eccentric lady with a bow on her head. Well, that be da Elgin Pugs mom.
You see, her used to be one of my co-workers here at Verizon. But that was before she
was quietly asked to leave the company for reasons I am sworn to secrecy not to reveal she decided to be a world famous childrens book author. I don't want to spread no rumors, butt I believe a little nipping at the bottle during business hours was involved.
Enough about that.......on to my embarASSing problem.
Somehow, I have LOST my Verizon Hoofheld Device/Phone!!!
I do remember having it in my hoof on Friday, when I got a call from da Puddles mom.
She was stranded with a flat tire, and needed a ride. So, Lucy to the Rescue.
Poor thing.....looking like this..da Puddles mom couldn't get a ride any other way...
Mom had heard about Puddles mom's stranded-ness and
couldn't be bothered so very much wanted to help, but was in the middle of a very important Pedicure at the time
After this Mission of Mercy, I do not remember seeing my Verizon Hoofheld Device. I simply must have misplaced it somewhere!!
If you happen to see it being used around BlogLand, please let me know.
And in case you were wondering, I could easily get a replacement from my employer. Butt, this particular Hoofheld has some of my most important and secret contact numbers in it, like
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg
(I run in important circles, folks)