My papers say I am full doxin butt I have determined I am REALLY a Dorkie. Part Doxin~Part Dummy!
I actually beleeved Frankie knew a designer to make Puddles dress. I actually beleeved in the **not for xxxx** eyes thing. Can you say...Gullible?!?!?!
What next? No Santa? No Easter Bunny? No Toofie Fairy? Sigh
Oh my gawd da tears are rolling down my face...I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh $h5t!!!!!! I'm okie dokie nows. You are such a moron...er, Dorkie. Hang on...I go laughs again.............
I'm back! Now, I just really don't even know what to say to dis other than Thank fur da most wonderful belly laugh of my life.
Butt I don't understand?? Why would you NOT believe in Mr. Wally MARTe and His marvelous sewing skills??? Have you NOT seen the original Frock that he stitched up for Puddles???? He will never make an original for you at this rate. And did you not see Puddles' eye after she tried every which way to See what was on my Not for Puddles Eyes post??? Surely YOU were not fooled by her story about a trantula bite were you? You need a big dose of BELIEVE. I'll bring some over right away. Before... Santa Paws gets wind of this.
Help is on the way. Open your door... then RUN and get in your bed. Preacher Puddles is on her way to give you and exorcism. I just asked her to get you all back on the right track. I know she will be there in a flash. In the mean time... try not to eat anything GREEN... it makes the most unlovely Pook.
ROFLMTO! *wipes away tears of mirth* I feel bad that I laughed, Minna, because we all have thing that slip past us! It just happens sometimes, but I don't believe for one second that you are a Dorkie. Some things that are said on the computer are just tail yanking. However, I have a stocking that looks just like me and I am certain that Santa Paws really comes and puts presents in there at Christmas! The Easter Bunny avoids our house, though, since we're Greyhounds and all.
Hey there Minna I'm really not sure what you are all laughing about (Don't have Walmart here in SA), but I will laugh with you anyway. You sure are a cutie pie! Sending lotsaluv MAXMOM IN SA
Oh, Minna. You're not a dorkie! You are very most sweet and trusting and I LUVS that about you! And I have it on Most Good authority (my mom) that Santa and the Easter Bunny most definitely exist!
oKAYS...I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack, I was summoned heres today fur an excorsism.......... Nows I'm new at dis so hopefully it'll work. Now reapeat afters me..... Whoowhoobedoo you're brain is goo Gives me al your pork so you won't be a dork. And now say 3 hail Harry's.
Okie dokie that ought to do it...9wipes my paws togethers). Call me laters if it don't take though.
Oh thank gooodness that Preacher Puddles got there. Are you feeling any better??? Try this... SAY: Wally MARTe makes grrreat dresses. Did your head spin around??? Are you Poookin' green stuffs???? Next step: Say: Wally MARTe is REAL and Not for (^^^^^)'s Eyes works every time. Head ok? No Pooook? Please let me know... frankiefurter(AT)wildblue(dot)net I have been sooooo worried about you.
Oh, girrrl, you need to get out shopping more often so you can learn more about the hawt designer's names or...or...you should watch ALL of the Sex And The City re-runs because those girrrls know fashion like you would not believe!
miss minna, i see everybuddy teasin' you in the comments, but i'll woof a little secret to you...i believed mr. frankie, too!! you may be a dorkie, and i may be a labradork, but at least we will be that togethers! :) *woof* the booker man
And Josie and I will join 'da convent and not be SunFlower Sista's butt Sister Sista's like Sista Christian.. oOh... we's heading to Puddles Bloggy rights now to sing 'dat song...
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Oh my gawd da tears are rolling down my face...I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING...BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh $h5t!!!!!!
I'm okie dokie nows. You are such a moron...er, Dorkie. Hang on...I go laughs again.............
I'm back! Now, I just really don't even know what to say to dis other than Thank fur da most wonderful belly laugh of my life.
Preacher Puddles
hahaha you are so funny! We like you even if you are a Dorkie!
~Milly and Shelby
MinnaK,
Bwhahahahah! You is funny and yes a little dorkie too, but I luvs you! :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Who burst your bubble? They are cruel.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - we think your are adorkable!
Butt I don't understand?? Why would you NOT believe in Mr. Wally MARTe and His marvelous sewing skills??? Have you NOT seen the original Frock that he stitched up for Puddles???? He will never make an original for you at this rate. And did you not see Puddles' eye after she tried every which way to See what was on my Not for Puddles Eyes post??? Surely YOU were not fooled by her story about a trantula bite were you? You need a big dose of BELIEVE. I'll bring some over right away. Before... Santa Paws gets wind of this.
Hee hee hee!
Help is on the way. Open your door... then RUN and get in your bed. Preacher Puddles is on her way to give you and exorcism. I just asked her to get you all back on the right track. I know she will be there in a flash. In the mean time... try not to eat anything GREEN... it makes the most unlovely Pook.
You are NOT a Dorkie! You are special! :)
You mean it's not true? :(
ROFLMTO! *wipes away tears of mirth* I feel bad that I laughed, Minna, because we all have thing that slip past us! It just happens sometimes, but I don't believe for one second that you are a Dorkie. Some things that are said on the computer are just tail yanking. However, I have a stocking that looks just like me and I am certain that Santa Paws really comes and puts presents in there at Christmas! The Easter Bunny avoids our house, though, since we're Greyhounds and all.
Bunny
You are not dorkie, my friend. You are just perfect....don't be so hard on yourself....
Doxie or Dorkie - we love you, Minna, please don't ever change:)
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Hey there Minna
I'm really not sure what you are all laughing about (Don't have Walmart here in SA), but I will laugh with you anyway. You sure are a cutie pie!
Sending lotsaluv
MAXMOM IN SA
Oh, Minna. You're not a dorkie! You are very most sweet and trusting and I LUVS that about you! And I have it on Most Good authority (my mom) that Santa and the Easter Bunny most definitely exist!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
oKAYS...I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack, I was summoned heres today fur an excorsism..........
Nows I'm new at dis so hopefully it'll work. Now reapeat afters me.....
Whoowhoobedoo
you're brain is goo
Gives me al your pork
so you won't be a dork.
And now say 3 hail Harry's.
Okie dokie that ought to do it...9wipes my paws togethers).
Call me laters if it don't take though.
Preacher Puddles
Oh thank gooodness that Preacher Puddles got there. Are you feeling any better???
Try this... SAY: Wally MARTe makes grrreat dresses. Did your head spin around??? Are you Poookin' green stuffs????
Next step: Say: Wally MARTe is REAL and Not for (^^^^^)'s Eyes works every time.
Head ok? No Pooook?
Please let me know...
frankiefurter(AT)wildblue(dot)net
I have been sooooo worried about you.
Oh, girrrl, you need to get out shopping more often so you can learn more about the hawt designer's names or...or...you should watch ALL of the Sex And The City re-runs because those girrrls know fashion like you would not believe!
miss minna,
i see everybuddy teasin' you in the comments, but i'll woof a little secret to you...i believed mr. frankie, too!!
you may be a dorkie, and i may be a labradork, but at least we will be that togethers! :)
*woof*
the booker man
Don't let Puddles Exercise you!! We's don't trust its..Sometings funny 'bouts it!!
Preacher Puddles... Hmmmm..
And Josie and I will join 'da convent and not be SunFlower Sista's butt Sister Sista's like Sista Christian.. oOh... we's heading to Puddles Bloggy rights now to sing 'dat song...
hee hee...
Loves,
Sister Izzy and Sister Josie
Is this the crisis of faith that everydog's worried about? I think that Minna will be just fine.
wags, Lola
Oh my dogness... what happened here today?? BOL! I agree with Mayzie my mom and papa SWEAR there's a Santa Paws and Easter Bunny... AND toof fairy!!
Wags,
Zona
I think I'm loseing the plot!!!
See Yea George xxxx
PS to me your still a doxin and a very nice one to.
OMD!
Now... I don't know what to say!
First your Dorkie post... then Puddles with that exorcism!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Why you no believe...it is true and you must believe for the magic of the blog to be real!!!
Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
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