Sunday, September 19, 2010

Avon - The REAL Truth

Lucy here.....   Some of my faithful customers might have been concerned about the recent photos shown on Puddles Post regarding the, ummmm, undesireable effects of my Lucy's Miracle Cream for Wrinkles.

Unfortunately, the post did NOT report the full benefits of the cream. (Obviously an innocent oversight on Puddles part)  Admittedly, the 'during' phase of the treatment is a little frightening  harsh, but the effects are only temporary.  
You see this ultra Miracle Cream does have an Extreme Exfoliation Process........butt the final results will have you looking young, fresh, and better than ever.

I call it my Fountain of Youth in a Jar!

I present the Before During and AFTER photos that were umm, inadvertantly,  left off Puddles expose. 

Customer 1 (Frankie Furter) statesMy ear fur has never been longer or more luxurious.  My brides are amazed at my youthful appearance

BEFORE
DURING


AFTER!!!

Customer 2 (Madi) states: My true divaness is now shining through. 

BEFORE

DURING

AFTER!!!

Customer 3 (Tank) states:   My recent 3 month long birthday celebration was beginning to remind me that I am not getting any younger.   But, your miracle cream has helped rekindle my youth!   Thank you BFF Lucy.
BEFORE
DURING


AFTER!!!!
So keep those orders coming in..................
Lucy
Your Avon Representative

25 comments:

Zona said...

Baby pictures!!!!!! So cute!! I love the baby kitty pose. Happy Sunday!

Wags,
Zona

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Sweet photos. Have a great Sunday.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mr. Pip said...

Please send me two cases of Lucy's Miracle Wrinkle Cream - one for me and one for my mom! Oh, and could you overnight it to us!

Your pal, Pip

Frankie Furter said...

Oh LUCY you are sooooooo right to have posted this DRAMATIC difference segment (AKA Plea for Orders). I can not tell you how much improved my furs are now that they are coming back in. Ruby and Penny would not be able to keep their paws off me, if they were here.
I would like to place a REPEAT CUSTOMER... Major Discount... order for 3 jars. THANK you, your Mostest Satisfied Customer, Frankie Furter

George the Lad said...

Wow that good cream, if it does that to yea, I might have to leave it till I'll older, with me coming up to 10 months I might disapear!!!
See Yea George xxx

houndstooth said...

Oh my! What amazing results! I'm still wondering about that chipmunk who turned up dead in Puddles' yard after testing the cream, though. Lilac's birthday is tomorrow and she'll be fifteen, but when I asked her if she wanted some, she barked at me and said that she doesn't want to give up all the perks of old ladyhood. Hmmm... I wonder if I could rub some on her when she's asleep...

Bunny

JackDaddy said...

LOL What a funny funny post!

the booker man said...

oh, wowsers, miss lucy! i can't believe miss puddles didn't show the after pics...well, wait, she is kinda shenanigan-y like that. mr. frankie and miss madi and tank all look so young and refreshed, and i really like how awake and alert miss madi's eyes look now! my mama wants to know if you make a tub of that cream big enough for her to take a bath in it?

*woof*
the booker man

Zona said...

Oh yes, you are right, the post makes more sense with the words posted too. BOL!

Wags,
Zona

Roo said...

Woooo! That "during" is scary! But I will go ahead and mention it to my Mom. She would like the "after" ;)

Roo

Jazzi said...

WOW!! looks like that Fountain if Youth is doing the trick for sure. Cute pics.

wags
jazzi

twinkietinydog said...

My lucky day! Love the Avon post and your version was hilarious :) As for the competition for my "Show us your tongue" contest...Frankie's out! My Frankie, not the married dude. So, consider this a challenge. SHOW US YOUR TONGUE!
xo
Twinkie

Tank said...

Dear Lucy,

After using your cream, my knee even seems to feel much better... it's a miracle!

Tank

Mack said...

Can I purchase 200 bottles of this for my mom??

Mango said...

Well, my momma says she needs about 2000 gallons of that stuff.

Slobbers,
Mango

Mango said...

Can you resend your Avon info to momma? She is running out of some stuff for real.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lorenza said...

OMD!
Lucy!
Those are pawesome results!
I guess my mom is tempted to try it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Wyatt said...

Stanzie wants to resubmit her order for cream rinse, for her wirey fur and also some of that youth in a jar for mom!

Wyatt

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Just amazed by Frankie's transformation. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Madi and Mom said...

MinnaK we are howling out loud and rolling on the floor!!!! We can never tell you how very much we appreciate having a Avon lady at our beckon call....we will never ever again go a day w/o our cream.
Hugs Madi and Mom

Texas The Doxie said...

Is still has some skep ti sisisms in me so I'll pass thanks you very much!

3 doxies said...

I don't believes non of dis...I thinks you did some fotochoppin' heres.

Puddles

3 doxies said...

But ummmm if it is trues...mum will takes 589,475 gallons. Oh, and her has a coupon too.

So, did you knows your mom had car trubles? Yep, hers did...ain't dat a shame?

Puddles

Remington said...

So that's what happens when you use AVON? HHHMMMM....

mayziegal said...

Oh, thank you ever so much for clearing this up, Minna. I knew there had to be a mistake somehow. Could you please send me a couple of vats of it, please? Yep...that's what my mom said she wants. VATS! I dunno exactly what a "vat" is but I guess it's more than a bushel.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie