Thursday, September 9, 2010

DING DONG Avon Calling

Lucy here,  
Just want to make all of my furrends aware of my latest venture.
I am the newest Avon representative here in BlogLand


It had come to my attention that there are many furrends out there  in desparate need of  who could use a little makeover and maybe a bit of the wrinkle cream.

Now, this is just a part time gig for me to earn a few extra greenpapers, since I am looking at making some barn improvements.  I still hold my position as Official SpokesDonkey for Verizon and am waitng for the big bucks to come in as a member of the Budweiser Clydesdale team.

In the meantime, if you are interested in making yourself presentable in public enhancing the true you, I will gladly take your orders, or provide you with a brochure of all our Avon miracle products.

Here are a few of my recent satisfied customers.
Nothing sells better than a real life testamonial..of course, I have left their identity anonymous for advertisment purposes. 



Customer 1 writes:  My life of hard partying and heavy drinking was beginning to take its toll my my looks.  Thank you Lucy for suggesting your line of 1970s style eye shadow and liners.  It has helped me to hide any effects of my hard living lifestyle and express the true tramp within.


Customer 2 writes:  I was often mistaken for the crazy bag-lady type.  And many of my friends questioned my sanity at times.  But ever since I have begun to faithfully use your line of eye and tongue  lip products, my friends have been able to see through the odd behaviors and see the real me!     I also think the wrinkle cream is starting to work......

So, furrends, you too, can enhance the true you and become more beautiful.
I also have a complete line of the manly colognes and after shaves for all the rugged boy dogs and cats out there.

Feel free to contact me with any and all of your questions and orders!

Lucy
Your Avon Representative

COUPONS WELCOME

34 comments:

JackDaddy said...

Well, someone said that dogs can only see in two colors.

I think they were right! :)

Hound Girl said...

Dear Avon Representative,

Fred needs all the help he can get with the ladies. He is shooting to be the hugh Heffner of dog blogging. Any boy products that could help him would be greatly appreciated.

Wags,
Haylie

Texas The Doxie said...

*falls off chair laughing*

WoooF i sure hope you has a return policy!!

3 doxies said...

Oh dis is wonderfuls Lucy, I so glad you is telling everybuddy bouts your new venture! You gonna makes so monies fur sures furs da barn and da new plants.
NOw, I would likes to place an order fur da GlimmerSticks Diamonds Eyeliner in Black Ice! And could you bring dat right overs? And I gets back to you on da eyeshadow colors..I thinking I need a trio but ain't decided.

Puddles

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh's Lucy!!! 'da Josie just loooooove's my most fabulous line of my newest Avon make-ups!!!

'dis Josie shadow really brings out my most fabulous feature... my beatEEful Josie eyeballs!!!!

'da Josie also tinks 'da lady on 'da loose lipstick line... shades you outfitted me's in~~ Rocket Dog Red is really right on's!!!!!

Lovin' it's Lucy!!!!!!!

Once yous get enuff papers from 'dis gig too, we's has big pawty in yous barn wits all 'da peeps from "Mimi"'s speed dials!!!!!

Yous supplies,
we's buys..
hers applies...
The fabulous Make-up lines!!!!!!

Love's it's!!!

'da Josie

Corbin said...

Oh, Lucy... do you have hats and stuff you sell for the Avon too? I think I'd look good in a hat. Maybe I'll order up some nice earings for Puddles? Shh, don't tell her. Think you can help me out?
-Corbin

Ruby and Penny said...

Lucy, don't quit your day jobs.
Love Ruby & Penny

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Lucy, your products are wonderful - do you think they might help our Momster?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I khan imagine your line of kholognes and such is breathtaking(away)!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Emma Rose said...

This is wonderful news!!! Do you perchance have something to make the pads on my paws soft and feminine? Oh my, that would be so nice :)

Kisses,
Emma Rose

Tank said...

To Lucy the DONKEY - I'd like to order 1 large brown paper bag for Puddles... no, better make that extra large. Please rush this order.

Thanks, Tank

scotsmad said...

Have you got something that covers the grey hairs?

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Lucy!!!! 'da Skin so soft worked miraculoAss
(heeHaw) wonders on IzZY's bee sting!

She didn't even turn yellow and get strips eithers!!

heeHaw... Hey... what's going on Lucy????

Why is 'da Josie laughin' like 'dat??

Hugs!!
'da Josie

Remington said...

Do you have some of that stuff that would make me smell manly?

Zona said...

Lucy, it seems like the orders are pouring in for you!! I wonder if you have any fancy toenail polish in a nice green color to go with my necklace?

Wags,
Zona

Mr. Pip said...

OK, I need to order some of your heavy duty wrinkle cream for my mom and could you send it overnight? She needs serious help ... Also, I will take some breath spray for myself.

Your pal, Pip

Mr. Pip said...

P.S.: Is it true that you have the phone numbers for the Real Housewives of New Jersey? Can you text me Theresa's number - you know the one who tips over tables and beats people up. I need some help getting rid of the raccoons in my yard and think she may be just the one to get rid of them.

3 doxies said...

Hey a Lucy...hee haw...I seems to...hee haw...be having some...hee haw...what wrong withs me...hee haw!

Puddles...hee haw

Frankie Furter said...

Oh Lucy, Your two test subjects... well, they kinda look sorta like a couple of my furends.
Do you have any products for (SHHHHHH) receading EarFurs? I ummmm ahhhh Might know a guy who could use some.
How about some cologne... something like
Evening in the TrashCan???? I love that flavor.

houndstooth said...

*falls off the couch in a fit of laughter* I think Puddles and Josie are both headed for some sort of special television show. Hee Haw, perhaps? I hear they're going to start some sort of revival. I'd ask for a makeover, too, but I'm afraid the boys wouldn't be able to resist me if I had one.

Bunny

Dory and the Mama said...

What a great make up artist you are Lucy!!

Smileys and Snuggles,
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob!

Jazzi said...

Lucy
You sure are doing a good job. I am getting grey hairs being out in the sun, got anything for that?? Also any Pink sweet smellin...stuff??

wags
jazzi

Hailey said...

Hi Lucy! Iplace my order for 4 botlles of REALLY RED nail polish and 5 REALLY RED lipsticks! I LOVE RED! This way when i give smoochies I can leave my mark!!!! Please send them via fed ex. I want to use them this weekend!

Hugs & smoochies! XOXO (soon in RED)
Hailey

Lorenza said...

Hi, Lucy!
I know you are going to be very successful!
Customer # 1 and Customer # 2 look great!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Wyatt said...

Lucy-

Oh great news! Stanzie would like to order some creme rinse for her wirey fur. Also some nail polish, in light pink, to go with her new purse!

Thanks...my sister needs all the help she can get...BOL
Wyatt

Mack said...

AWESOME!!!
That eye shadow is so happenin'!!

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

I thinks you got a life time customer in Puddles. My Mommy's Mommy used to sale Avon when shem was a little girl 10 years ago.

Madi and Mom said...

Lucy,
I, Madi, need some Avon too. I hear there is some cream available that makes wrinkles disappear...do you think it would work to make Mom think I've lost weight? Madi

3 doxies said...

Ah yu silly...dat Corbiin loooooves aaaaaall da ladies...I think he be's a Furever Bachelor!
Learnt some interesting facts bout them budweiser horsies today while doing my reseaches.

Puddles

road-dog-tales said...

Lucy - You sure do have have a way with eyeshadow and a mascara wand! Think of all the donkey snacks you'll be able to buy with your green papers from Avon. You go girl!
The Road Dogs

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Hey Lucy Shasta B here. Can u help me? Don't want anything az bold az what Puddlez or da Josie haz but want sumthin'that would enhance my natural beauty. An'I probably need sum accessoriez tu if U haf sum.

Ok, my turn now - Shiloh here. I no the ladiez love me anyway but if u haf sum of that good smellin'stuff and sumthin tu make my hair glow an'extra soft fer the ladiez tu rub their nozez thru. May-b sumthin'with a musty-squirrlee smell. U iz gonna b a very popular little Avong donkey.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello's Minna K!! It's 'da Josie!!

Can yous peese pass 'dis order too Lucy!!!
Ohs... and yes, Mommy's natural hair dids was blonde.... hers was in wit less protection program... SNORTS!!! 'dats why she look'd differents.

Okays....
We's need an order right away rushed over to 'da Puddles Momma!! Hers needs 'da bottles of nail polishs... she's ruined hers nails wits anothers flat tire and needs...
Barn Nail Black..
Peese rush it quickly..
hers going outs wits Mr. Ed Wilburs to IHOP for rooty tooty meals tomorrow and wants to looks purty... Makes 'da two bottles 'cuz hers fingers nails be claw likes!!!!

Hugs!!!
'da Josie

Frankie Furter said...

Well now I see that your bidness is off to a grrreat start. Maybe you will become a bazillionair.
If I ever hear from Cuzzin' Francine again... I am sure she will want to order TONS of stuffs from you. She's kinda... Flashy.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Heehee! Looking at your already satisfied customers, we are certain that you are going to be a blazing success!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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