Monday, December 27, 2010

Bet you didn't get one of THESE from Santa




We had a WONDERFUL Christmas round here!   We hope all you furrends had a WONDERFUL Christmas too!

Butt, I just HAVE to share with you da most wonderful   interesting  unbelievable words cannot explain pressies from Santa.

So on Christmas mornings we all woke up to see what Santa had left fur us!!!       My momma and Uncle Tommy~da HarleyMan settled in with there coffee next to da Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, and prepared to open their pressies to each other.

So far, it was a typical Norman Rockwell "Its a Wonderful Life" moment, right?!!?!!

Then my momma opened her pressie from Uncle Tommy~da HarleyMan........and her let out a 'gasp"

"Is it Jewelry, my momma? "
"Is it one of them new cars with a GIANT bow on top, my momma?"
"Is it another brudder or sissie, my momma?"    fat chance....
"Is it something extra romantical, my momma?"

Noooooooooooooo
It was none of the above............
Are you ready to see a foto of my momma's pressie from UncleTommy~da Harley Man?
Her just had to take a foto to preserve this wonderful moment

Are you ready?
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Well, you did mention that you needed a new one.....
Yepppers, your eyes are not playing tricks on you............

Her got a Toilet Seat!!!!

Here is another foto, just fur proof.....



Well......at least it comes with free installation......
 

Bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!

I guess da "Honeymoon Is Over"..........


Now to be pawfectly honest, he also bought my momma a furry wonderful new car stereo that he had installed in Big Red fur her.
So, he just wanted to get her a few gifts to open on Christmas morning..........like a new flashlight and a new toilet seat!!!!!!!    Bwahahahahhahahaa

So, like I said........."Bet you didn't get one of these!!!"

37 comments:

3 doxies said...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh crap....
Butt would be da proper word usage heres. Ummmm, can't say dat I got one of them BUTT IT IS very buttifuls. Your momma should be carefuls what her asks fur next year.
Nows what good is a truck stereo if Big Red is broken? Guess you could pop it up on cinder blocks and sit in da yard and listen to it it though...hehehe.

Puddles

3 doxies said...

Yep, once again I was too early posting my comment befores you was ready.

Puddles

Mr. Pip said...

Very nice! I am kind of jealous. My papa gave mama a "Biggest Loser" exercise DVD. Now, she did ask for it, BUT there was still something funny about it. I think she was eating some cookies when she opened it.

Your pal,Pip

thedreadpiratejack said...

Ohhh My dogness a seat fer da flushy fing Me bets yor Moms did laugh lots n lots. We is so glad yu had a lovely Crimbo, me is tryin to catch up on da blggys befores me posts as it has been all so much to takes in
Luvs
Richie
xx xx

Mango said...

A gift she will enjoy every day. How thoughtful.

Slobbers,
Mango

Sam and Pippen said...

That is the most romatical pressie we've ever seen! I hear some people (prolly Puddles relatives) use them as picture frames... just barkin...

Sam and Pippen

Priscilla said...

BOL!!! I kept blinking a few times at the toilet seat!! LOL! That is such a cute present!! Very thoughtful :)

Mack said...

Well, at least she will get a lot of use out of it!
And that new car stereo is AWESOME!

Sugars,
Mack

HoundDogMom said...

She will at least be thinking of him everytime she uses the toilet. I am surprised she did not exclaim, HOLY CRAP. :0 The HoundDogs

Emma Rose said...

Oh dear!!! I asked for a new throne too, but that is not exactly what I had in mind. Wow, I'm sure glad I didn't get what I asked for! :) !

Kisses,
Emma Rose

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I could has used that turdlet seat this morning coz I could not find my bafroom out in the yard fur all the snows...

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, you is so right dere. I never gots one of those. Butt.....it definitely be a pressie dat will keep on giving....and giving....and giving....all year long.

Luv,
Amber

Elvis said...

Cuz MinnaK - Holy Moly! What can I say? from the picksure it doesn't even look like it's one of those fur lined ones...

What in the Sam Hill was your momma thinking when she said she needed one?

But then again look at my picksure - your momma didn't make you wear one of those antler thingies like my daddy did....

Remington said...

You are right, I did not get one of those....bet your mommy was surprised....ha ha!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaa ha ha! At least she didn't have to move a dead deer!

Perhaps she needs to play this for the Harley Man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2md4uGmMU

Barbara said...

Oh man, at least it could have been made of GOLD!!

Benny and Lily said...

BOL...BOL...hope it came with a bow
Benny & Lily

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Now that takes the prize for the funniest Christmas present we have ever seen. But the Momster says there is nothing wrong with having an extra seat on hand, you never know when one will break. In fact, she is so silly and so well-organized that she buys TWO of them whenever one breaks here.

Bet that new stereo is going to be much enjoyed.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Frankie Furter said...

Hummmmm I guess he thinks that if your mom drinks a lot of coffee... she will be thinkin and Thankin him OFTEN!!!
I gotta admit that not even MY dad would have come up with this one. And he has given my mom some strange stuffs fur Christmas.
Minna Krebs... your mom's gift... takes the cake. BaWaaaaaaaaah

scotsmad said...

You are right. We definitely didn't get one of those.....in fact, we didn't see that coming! There must be a story there somewhere.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

The Life of Riley said...

I'll bet that was the last thing your momma expected to find under the Christmas tree!

Woofs,
Riley

Oskar said...

You might want to get your dad person one of those Romance For Dummies books, bol!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Asta said...

Minna

I must say you awe absolutely wight.
I did not see that one coming, hehehehehehehe
Fantastic!!!
Ummm, I think unkel Tommy-da-Hawley Man needs wemeejal womance twaining, hehehehe
but you gotta admit it's pwactical
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Roo said...

Ha! Never would have guessed a toilet seat! BOL! Laughin my tail off! Mom's still on the floor holdin her tum tum. Guess it hurts ;)Way too funny :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

MAXMOM IN SA said...

A toilet seat for Christmas? That is the funniest things (and most romantic) which I've heard of in ages. LOL!
By the way...here they sell toilet seats which are all decorated...
Sending lotsaluv and warm wishes for the rest of the festive season.
MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA

sprinkles said...

Oh, that made me laugh!!! No, I didn't get one of those fur Christmas. I'm glad your Uncle Tommy got her something besides just that.

Sounds like you all had a wonderful Christmas!

mayziegal said...

My momma says that ANYBUDDY can gives jewelry. But it takes a man who's really in luv to gives a toilet seat cuz that means he wants to take care of his lady. Sigh. SO romantic!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Lola said...

And she can think of him every time she uses it, too. So sweet.

lotsa licks, Lola

Jazzi said...

Yep, your right, we didnt get one of those!! I could hear the gasp over here!! Too funny!!

Hey did you get our snoopy stuffs?

wags
Jazzi

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

We've just started our own blog, and we're going around trying to meet other bloggy pets. We think a toilet seat sure is a funny Christmas present!!! You are a very cute dog. Happy New Year!

George the Lad said...

LOL!! mom and dad could do with one of them, I can see the one they have cracking under the weight they have put on over Christmas lol!!!
Happy New Year see you in 2011
George xxx

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Happy New Year Dearest Minna & Pickles,

Happiness and health in the coming year to you and your family!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & the Mommy too!!

PS....Yahoo...today we can at lest comment

Madi and Mom said...

MOL!!!
Jumpin' Catfish...is it one of those soft seats?
Uncle Tommy has a great sense of humor and ladies like that!!!
My Dad is funny too
Hugs Madi and Happy New Year!!!

GRAÇA said...

Miaumiau! I'm Kika and I love having friends, I come to invite you to be my friend and late but wish you a happy New Year 2011
Ronrons of
KIKA

Pepsi Bum said...

Bahaha! Bol, what a prezzie!

The stereo sure makes up for it though, huh!

Happy New Year to you and family, Minna Krebs!

Woofs,
Pepsi

3 doxies said...

Howevers did you cope withs no communication devices overs da weekend??????
And dat bag of Cheeto's was totally full when it was mailed....hmmmmmmm.
(actually, I was kinda worried when I nevers heard from ya'll from mom til today)

Puddles

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Well, it sure is practical. And when you need one, you REALLY need one. Kinda one of those "make it or break it" relationship moments, though. We're guessing your mom laughed. So Happy New Year, Minna Krebs! You probably won the prize for the most unexpected Christmas gift.

Jed & Abby