Thursday, December 23, 2010

An Open Letter to Santa

from my Brudder, Rooney



Dear Santa, 
I have been a pretty  very good dog this year.  (me and my momma have already come to terms over that unfortunate incident with the pillow cushions........so I think its all good)


So, for Christmas this year, I am dreaming of da Lovely Francine.......



Now, Santa, I don't want you to get confused, since the Lovely Francine looks an awful lot like her cuzin, Frankie Furter, the Mayor of Blogville and USPS Mascot.   Frankie lives up north on his own hill, BUTT, the Lovely Francine is currently living and working in the Crescent City of New Orleans


This is FRANKIE >>>>>>>>>>>>


This is FRANCINE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Notice the difference?   


So what I am really hoping for in my Christmas Stocking is a round-trip, all expense paid, first class BUS TICKET to New Orleans for Mardi Gras!   


If you need assistance with the bus ticket, Santa, you can probably talk to my furrend Bunny at Tales and Tails blog.


I will be waiting patiently at the corner.....








It would be wonderful to spend a few days with my sweetie....watching the parades, sipping Hurricanes in the French Quarter and nomming on Oysters to our hearts content!

Oh, and one more request Santa.    Would you please deliver this to Francine from ME???????????


Sincerely, 
Rooney

28 comments:

Barbara said...

Oh Rooney, what a nice letter. I worry about that Santa you're with...he looks like an imposter.

I'm sure you'll get all of your wishes - especially a trip on that Bunny Bus!!

Texas The Doxie said...

uh..what a letter!

Sarge said...

Hey Rooney!
Wow, what a letter. I hardly know where to start. First of all, how well do you really know Franki...er Francine? She's, well, a little eccentric. Anyway, love the bus pix! BOL That's a classic. I hope Santa gives you that trip to Mardi Gras...the town will probably never be the same since Francine arrived.
I wish you, Minna K and your whole pack a very happy holiday!
Grr and A Festive Woof,
Sarge

thedreadpiratejack said...

Ohhhh Rooney yu dids make da Momster go 'Awwwwwwwwwwww what an angel he is' she sayd dats da sweetest letter eva


Luvs
Richie
xx xx
PeeS. We gots our Crimbo card from yu & da family today Fank Yu.

Benny and Lily said...

What a great letter! For sure Sandy Paws will stop by your house. You guys look great in your Christmas outfits. Oh Frankie! BOL
Benny & Lily

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I dunno, Rooney, I think mite you has your howlidays confuzzled - would this mebbe be more appropriate fur Balentimes Day? Or wate a minit, here's an idea - if'n Santa duss not come thru fur ya, then just cross "Santa" off your letter and write in "Cupid" instead.

Asta said...

Wooney

I'm suwe Santa Paws won't be able to wesist youw heawtfelt lettew and youw sweet wequest.I will cwoss my paws that youw wish comes twoo.
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mr. Pip said...

OMD! I want to go for a ride on the Bunny bus (maybe that is not really Bunny, but it is still hysterical!!!!) I do hope your wish comes true. We should all spend the holidays with our sweeties.

Your pal, Pip

Maggie Mae said...

OoH Rooney,

I sure hopes dat Santa Paws comes through fur you!
Merry Christmas my furiends!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Mack said...

Might you have a shiny gold pressie for Miss Francine this year??

Frankie Furter said...

Roooooooney Woooooonie... Hey it's ME (Cussin Francine Furter), Frankie had his mom call me to come over and see your Letter to Santa. (Frankie isn't allowed to use the phone.. since the INCIDENT.)
Wow do I ever want to show you the Town. I LOVE those Hurricanes and Binets are the bestest. I know all the grrreat places on Bourbon St. too.
We would have a BLAST... IF IF Santa Paws will just grant your request. I will be headin back down there on Sunday. Just so you know. Meet me in front of MOTHERS and we will start with a couple of Shrimp and Oyster PoBoys and go from there big boy!!! IF IF you get your wish... of course.
Did I hear a rumor that your mom has developed that strange afliction that was bothering Puddles... during her Birfday Roast?
It might not be true... BUTTTTTTT I just wanted to ask.
Kissy Kissy Woooo Woooo to YOU Rooney Woonie

Tucker said...

Rooney, I don't know how Santa could resist such a touching note from such a cute guy as yourself. Merry Christmas!

Remington said...

I am certain Santa will do his best. That was such a nice letter!

Mango said...

I can't tell the difference between Frankie and Francine. I sure hope you can or you will be in a world of hurt.

Hey, that wiener dog treadmill. Priceless.

Slobbers,
mango

Sarge said...

Hey Rooney!
Since there seems to be at least some measure of confusion about Frankie vs Francine...here's my offer. Since I'm Chief of Police of Blogville... I can ask them both the "spread 'em"!! Get it?? That ought to clear things up...or confuse things even more!! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Wyatt said...

That sounds like a splendid plan. How could Santa say no to that?

Wyatt

scotsmad said...

Francine and Frankie are a bit like The Charcoals. BOL! Good luck with that one.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Rooney.... have you got a surprise coming if ou see Francine....

Licks,
Ruthie

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Love is surely blind -

Or something like that -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lola said...

Mardi Gras sounds like a lot of fun, but maybe a little wild. I hope you get what you want, but be careful when you're there, K?

lotsa licks, Lola

Priscilla said...

What a lovely post!!
I'm sure lovely Francine would be so happy to receive that card from you!!
Merry Christmas!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, luv is in da air!!! I hopes dat Santa Paws brings you a ticket on da ole Grey Hound so's dat you's can be wit your sweetie. Can's you come visit me in da Sunshine State too. It's all in da same direction, you nose!

Love,
Amber

houndstooth said...

Rooney, don't worry! I can definitely get you there in no time! I don't even need a flying laundry basket!

However, I just wonder if you've ever watched The Crying Game, or Tootsie perhaps.

Bunny

The Life of Riley said...

Hi Rooney,

I hope Santa brings you what you wish for, and you have a wonderful Christmas with your family.

Woofs,
Riley

Emma Rose said...

Have a wonderful Merry Christmas!

Kisses,
Emma Rose

3 doxies said...

OMD...Rooney dat was a luverly letter to Santa. I ain't sure if he will come through or haves you committed but...crap, I is lost fur words now.
I wanna take a ride on da Bunny Bus too...I bet we'd go real fast.

Puddles

Ruby and Penny said...

Rooney, we hope you get your Christmas Wish.
Maybe we could join you. Wouldn't that be fun.
Frankie, Ruby, Penny, Rooney & Francine do New Orleans.
Love Ruby & Penny

sprinkles said...

I hope you get all your heart desired and more for Christmas, Rooney! The same goes for your whole family.

Merry Christmas!