Monday, December 27, 2010

Bet you didn't get one of THESE from Santa




We had a WONDERFUL Christmas round here!   We hope all you furrends had a WONDERFUL Christmas too!

Butt, I just HAVE to share with you da most wonderful   interesting  unbelievable words cannot explain pressies from Santa.

So on Christmas mornings we all woke up to see what Santa had left fur us!!!       My momma and Uncle Tommy~da HarleyMan settled in with there coffee next to da Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, and prepared to open their pressies to each other.

So far, it was a typical Norman Rockwell "Its a Wonderful Life" moment, right?!!?!!

Then my momma opened her pressie from Uncle Tommy~da HarleyMan........and her let out a 'gasp"

"Is it Jewelry, my momma? "
"Is it one of them new cars with a GIANT bow on top, my momma?"
"Is it another brudder or sissie, my momma?"    fat chance....
"Is it something extra romantical, my momma?"

Noooooooooooooo
It was none of the above............
Are you ready to see a foto of my momma's pressie from UncleTommy~da Harley Man?
Her just had to take a foto to preserve this wonderful moment

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Well, you did mention that you needed a new one.....
Yepppers, your eyes are not playing tricks on you............

Her got a Toilet Seat!!!!

Here is another foto, just fur proof.....



Well......at least it comes with free installation......
 

Bwahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!

I guess da "Honeymoon Is Over"..........


Now to be pawfectly honest, he also bought my momma a furry wonderful new car stereo that he had installed in Big Red fur her.
So, he just wanted to get her a few gifts to open on Christmas morning..........like a new flashlight and a new toilet seat!!!!!!!    Bwahahahahhahahaa

So, like I said........."Bet you didn't get one of these!!!"

Friday, December 24, 2010

The Christmas Legend of the Animals

There is a wonderful legend shared by many countries that animals talk at midnight on Christmas Eve. 

Now according to legend, at least, Christ's birth occurred at exactly midnight. Inside the stable, the animals watched in wonder as the new-born babe was lovingly wrapped in swaddling clothes and placed in a manger. Suddenly, God gave voice to the animals and immediately they began to praise God for the miracle they had just seen. This went on for several minutes and, just before the entrance of the shepherds -- who had hurried to the stable because angels had told them the Christ had been born there -- the animals again fell silent   The legend of the talking animals persists to this day in Scandinavia. And every Christmas Eve, wide-eyed children creep into stables just before midnight to hear the animals 

We will be spending Christmas at Lucy's House, so maybe my momma will sneak out to her barn at Midnight "just to check"


Here are a few other Christmas Animal Legends we found very lovely:


Native people of the Americas tell of deer who kneel on Christmas night, looking to the sky as if praising the Great Spirit. Cribs handcrafted by tribes of the United States and Canada include the fox, buffalo, and the bear in their mangers.

On Christmas Eve in Britain, bees gather to hum hymns and oxen and cattle rise in their stalls or kneel in adoration of the new-born king. 


Spiders provided the original version of tinsel by decorating trees with cobwebs. Legends credit Santa or angels or Jesus for turning the gray webs into gold and silver. To this day, it is said that every tree should have a spider ornament to acknowledge the happy spirit of the Christmas spider.

Santa provides for the animals as well as children according to European legend. He places grain all about for them on Christmas Eve. Polar bear cubs know that Santa only comes after they go to sleep. In his off time, Santa is known to play with the animals around his North Pole home as well as feed and care for them.

Tabby cats received the letter “M” for Madonna on their forehead as a reward for a tabby kitten comforting baby Jesus in the manger. 


The robin is said to have fanned the flames by flapping her wings all night to keep the new-born warm. The robin's chest became red from being kept painfully close to the flames for so long.


Wishing all our furrends a safe and happy and healthy Christmas !!!!!

and.......as WE all know......of, course, the animals DO talk on Christmas Eve!

~~Holiday Hugs~~
The momma~Cheryl, Minna Krebs, Rooney, Ditto, Pickles, Lucy and Justice


Thursday, December 23, 2010

An Open Letter to Santa

from my Brudder, Rooney



Dear Santa, 
I have been a pretty  very good dog this year.  (me and my momma have already come to terms over that unfortunate incident with the pillow cushions........so I think its all good)


So, for Christmas this year, I am dreaming of da Lovely Francine.......



Now, Santa, I don't want you to get confused, since the Lovely Francine looks an awful lot like her cuzin, Frankie Furter, the Mayor of Blogville and USPS Mascot.   Frankie lives up north on his own hill, BUTT, the Lovely Francine is currently living and working in the Crescent City of New Orleans


This is FRANKIE >>>>>>>>>>>>


This is FRANCINE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Notice the difference?   


So what I am really hoping for in my Christmas Stocking is a round-trip, all expense paid, first class BUS TICKET to New Orleans for Mardi Gras!   


If you need assistance with the bus ticket, Santa, you can probably talk to my furrend Bunny at Tales and Tails blog.


I will be waiting patiently at the corner.....








It would be wonderful to spend a few days with my sweetie....watching the parades, sipping Hurricanes in the French Quarter and nomming on Oysters to our hearts content!

Oh, and one more request Santa.    Would you please deliver this to Francine from ME???????????


Sincerely, 
Rooney