Lucy here. As the official 'spokes-donkey' for Verizon Wireless, I have a most embarASSing problem
Just so you believe my status as da Verizon Spokes-donkey, I present proof of my status.
Look closely at the billboard below....and who do you see?
(Now this particular billboard may not be available in your part of da country. Butt, rest assured it is all-over Southeast Texas.....ahhemm)
Oh, and one more thing. If you looks even closer at da billboard, there is a
crazy woman eccentric lady with a bow on her head. Well, that be da Elgin Pugs mom.
You see, her used to be one of my co-workers here at Verizon. But that was before she
was quietly asked to leave the company for reasons I am sworn to secrecy not to reveal she decided to be a world famous childrens book author. I don't want to spread no rumors, butt I believe a little nipping at the bottle during business hours was involved.
Enough about that.......on to my embarASSing problem.
Somehow, I have LOST my Verizon Hoofheld Device/Phone!!!
I do remember having it in my hoof on Friday, when I got a call from da Puddles mom.
She was stranded with a flat tire, and needed a ride. So, Lucy to the Rescue.
Poor thing.....looking like this..da Puddles mom couldn't get a ride any other way...
Mom had heard about Puddles mom's stranded-ness and
couldn't be bothered so very much wanted to help, but was in the middle of a very important Pedicure at the time
After this Mission of Mercy, I do not remember seeing my Verizon Hoofheld Device. I simply must have misplaced it somewhere!!
If you happen to see it being used around BlogLand, please let me know.
And in case you were wondering, I could easily get a replacement from my employer. Butt, this particular Hoofheld has some of my most important and secret contact numbers in it, like
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg
(I run in important circles, folks)
That explains the crank call I got at about 2 AM this morning. Not to worry Minna... these things happen. FYI, I'm pretty sure that Mr. Ed has crossed the Rainbow Bridge by now.
Puddles mom looks just like I had her pictured in my head. What a floozy.
I just realized I said Minna instead of Lucy... sorry. I'm not really used to talking to donkeys.
What a Funny Post! Have a Great Sunday!
Thanks for the chuckles - we will keep our eyes open for that phone - have you checked with da Puddles?
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
I'll let you know if I see it out here! :)
What a funny post. I was laughing BOL
I will let you know if I see it ok??
Hey Lucy, can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
Uh, I was just wondering what happened to my mum's thigh highs? Haves you seen them...or did you borrow them?
OMG...I hads to pick myself UP off da floor on dis post...dis was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
I'll haves to see if I can find da Hoofheld, I think mum is kinda partial to it now:)
We'll keep an eye out for it--well six eyes to be exact.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Oh, I know what would happen if Mom lost her Crackberry! All hell would break loose! I hope you get to the bottom of this jackassery and find you hoof held device soon.
I saw a picture of Puddles' mom once and that's definitely her!
Bunny said JACKASSERY????? OMD OMD WHATEVERE is happening in blogville??? BUNNY???
Now Lucy, you may not post often... butt you certainly post WELL!!!! I laughed my furs off over this one. You are just tooooo funny!!!!
Hilarious! Okay seriously, I saw it..... Heh Heh Heh. Not tellin ;)
I REALLY like treasure hunts ;)
Did you try calling it? Maybe it's just temporary misplaced in your hay!
GREAT! Thanks for the smile!
hee hees!!!! Mommy almost chocked on her french fries readin' 'dis!!
She was worried all nites about yous Lucy!! She was afraid yous mights have passed outs in 'da barns after yous nite out. Mommy tinks yous may have left you Hoofheld device at 'da Karaoke bar!! Members 'da night after you helped Puddles Mum on 'da side of 'da road??
OMD!! Puddles Mum had such bad morning wits 'dat tires 'dat hers gots up on stage in 'dat outfits and busted outs Mc Hammers Can't touch 'dis!! BA HA HA HA HA HA!! Well, 'den Mommy said yous 'prolly don't member Lucy.. 'cuz yous drunk/drinkin' butt yous started snappin pho-toes and 'den dropped yous Hoffheld devised on 'da floor. Puddles Mum be all Hammer time in dose shoes and stepped on 'da phone... Oops..
Okays.. so den yous all got taxi back home.. and Puddles Mum said she's send yous another Hoofheld.. 'dats why Puddles Mum is partial to its.. duh!! she smashed its..
Okay's 'da Josie go nows.. I said too much!!!
'da Josie.. who else
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
'da Josie just gots a confusing message!!! 'da Puddles is sending messages from 'da Lucy's Hoofheld devise!!!
Puddles Mum "borrowed" it.. after alls.. Mommy told me's 'da key pad had big numbers on it's.. makes for easy dials when needed.. hee hees..
So 'dat means.. someone elses phones got hammer timed by 'da Puddles Mum!! Yes, Now Mommy recalls, butt she was drinkin' too 'da night.. and not sure who's phone gots smashed...
Oh's 'da Josie needs nap now
Drinking on the job??? So they have water bowls where two-leggeds work??
I had a good laugh with your post!
Happy Sunday to all of you!
Kisses and hugs
Lucy this is tragic news indeed. Hope you are able to find your phone soon as you obviously need it in order to accomplish more good deeds. You are a kind and generous soul.
Flash, Alven and Dottie
Khould woo please do something about the mile or so at the Merryland Pawsylvania border along I81 -
Mom almost ALWAYS drops khalls there -
THANKS IN ADVANCE!
BOL! This post and the comments really made me chuckle. Nice work, Lucy! Tho now I'm picturing you in those thigh highs. Hehe..
BOL! I love Lucy!
Your pal, Pip
Yea, mum be waiting on da Mr. Tim McGraw too but, faith seemed to not be on her side...sigh.
MinnaK I was going to tell you Lucy was on the loose but it appears you already know!!!
Woooos Lucy! I will be looking fur woo little phone, maybe someone (Puddles) ate it?... as fur Puddles Mom, she looked mighty efficient at changing that tire herself, even in high heals...
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Lucy, we haves pecan trees...does you think those can be cracked withs da Tim McGraw thighs?
Lucy, wow I feel so bad that I uh, forgot? that we're BFF's. Hmmm. How could that have happened I wonder... oh, I have to make this up to you somehow. I promise.
Wow, Lucy! It sure is good you were around to help out Puddles' momma change that tire. You'd think some man woulda stopped to help but since men likes girls with meat on their bones (that's what my dad always tells my mom anyway), they prolly didn't gives poor Puddles' Momma a second look. So shallow!
Anyways, sorry abouts your hoofheld phone. I'll be looking out for it. Oh, sorry I gots to go. Puddles is calling me. I still haven't figured out why her new cell phone comes up as Lucy Kicks Ass. (shrug)
Wiggles & Wags,
LOL! Oh, My!
See, I always knowed your family was "special".
Ummmm...your mom is allowed to plays withs sharp objects? Oh dat be's alllll kinds of scarey.
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