Friday, November 19, 2010

I am in BIG Troubles

Lucy here.
I'm keeping low because I have been in BIG trouble lately. 
It all started last week when I started crossing the cattle guard that separates MY yard from the house yard. You see, I noticed that all the BEST acorns are around the trees by the house.(who would think that having a donkey wandering around in the yard would cause such a problem?)  After all, it is Acorn Season, and Justice and I have pretty much depleted the supply of Acorns around my pasture.
Then I decided that, since I was hanging out in the yard, I might as well spend a little time on the FRONT PORCH, since it is a cozy place to hang out (why not?). 
 All of this has caused A LOT of HBO words to be directed at me......the loudest when I was spotted carrying the 'fake frog that lives in the birdbath' around the yard! (Who knew they were so attached to the fake frog??)
My thoughts are that if they DON"T want me crossing the cattle guard and hanging out in the yard, they need to get rid of the sign hanging on the fence....

To my Valued Customers:
My Avon orders may be a bit delayed.....I have been put on severe restriction by Uncle Tommy (don't tell him....but mom thinks its FUNNY)

I may need to take refuge at my BFF Tanks place for a bit.
Your Avon Rep-currently in Time Out

And in case you haven't heard.........Minna Krebs and Frankie are having a great Thanksgiving Post Pawty!  Click here or on my badges to read all about it~~


The Daily Pip said...

Lucy, I agree you definitely should be allowed on the porch. Heck, if you want to come in and take a seat on the couch (watch a little Oprah) - that's fine with me. You go, girl!

Your pal, Pip

3 doxies said...

I don't sees what da big deal is. What's wrong withs sitting on da porch drinking a little tea...or beer...OR goin' in da house to takes a baff in da baff tub?

Dat Uncle Tommy needs to loosen up...tells him just to takes a ride on Harleydachshund and he'll feel betters.


3 doxies said...

Oh, I almost furgot...Tank will prolly hide you out at da Cracker Barrel so it won't be so bad...they has WIFI ya know.


Wyatt said...

Lucy, you are a renegade! No harm in checking out the front porch and fake frog....why not!


Busy Buttons said...

I would have stolen the fake froggie, too...especially if it was squeaky!

3 doxies said...

Nice sign!


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

The Avon orders will be DELAYED... butt some of us were countin on them fur pressies for our peeps and furends and stuff.
That is just not to be tolerated. The MAIL and Avon... MUST GET THROUGH.
You should use some of those excess tree nuts to bake an ACORN PIE for Thanksgiving. I am SURE it would taste better than PEE CAN pie.

Corbin said...

You can come to my front porch anytime!

♥ Sallie said...

Avon please. :)


Anonymous said...

You can come sit on MY porch. But make sure you bring the frog.

Wiggles & Wags,

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Ding Dong, Avon calling - isn't that why you were making your way to the front porch? Just needed to check out the doorbell, right?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

If they didn't want you there, why didn't they have a donkey guard! Duh, obviously they don't want cattle, but there's nothin' to say 'No donkeys' or to be more specific, 'No Lucy'.

Actually, we think it's VERY funny! Fake Frog, huh? BOL

We knew a donkey that kept letting all the horses out of the gate.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Zona said...

I read this post twice but I still don't see why you're in trouble?? I thought porches were for relaxing??


Lola and also Franklin, too said...

I don't see where you did anything so wrong. Well, I guess the frog...but how were you to know? But hanging out on a front porch? I really don't see how anyone could find fault with that.

lotsa licks, Lola

sprinkles said...

I have some fake frogs in my yard. I used to have a ceramic goose too. The former owners left the goose and the frogs and I thought they were cute so they stayed. One day someone stole my goose. She was really heavy too!

Sorry you got in trouble, Lucy. Boo! I didn't get why anyone would be upset. I like to relax on the porch too so I don't see the problem.

Scooter said...

Nothing wrong with the porch thing at all. And if they didnt want you getting the frog, well...they shouldnt have put it there right??
Hey have you heard from your christmas name? Let me know ok?


Unknown said...

Sorry to hear about all the fuss you had gone through and I was shocked to hear you didn't have enough supply of Acorn! That's cruel!!!

Come over to have a cup of coffee or tea, whichever one you like or you can have one cup of each. I'll make sure there is enough Acorns at my porch too!

My Mind's Eye said...

Lucy you are a gal after my own heart....always do the unexpected and keep the 2 leggers wondering what you'll have the nerve to do next.

Scooter said...

Hey Lucy!
Love the Snoopy and Woodstock pix in your heading. Very cute.
I'm all confused about the porch problem. I personally don't like to share my porch with other critters, but this is your porch! The sign says it all.. you were just following instructions and roaming your own territory. Sheesh. I personally am glad you stretched your legs and got the good acorns.
Grr and Woof,

George The Lad said...

I thought you was one of the family, so doesn't that mean you can go where they go, or an I missing something here!
See Yea George xxx

Lorenza said...

Hmmm... was it the porch in your own house?? if so... I can't see the problem...
if not... maybe it was a problem...
I think I am lost!
I hope your costumers will underestand the delaying of their orders!
Take care
Kisses and hugs