Tuesday, January 24, 2012

No need for training classes

According to this chart, we already know ALL the tricks.   My momma can save her greenpapers and forget about enrolling us in any classes.   sweet


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I am very much sure that you know ALL of those Tricks... and many many others.. Like..
Gettin the best spot on the couch
Lookin Cute
Let me OUT..Let me in
Let me OUT .. Let me In
Let me Out.. Let Me In
Here is where to scratch me
HEY YOU... You Totally forgot to feed us...

GOOSE said...

Born smart. You don't need no stickin' classes.

Corbin said...

Heyyyy... maybe I should have been a Dachshund.

Helen P. said...

Hahaha. All you need is to know the "puppy eyes" and I'm sure you're set.

Millie and Walter said...

I am sure this applies to some other breeds too. Very funny.


Anonymous said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! Did Puddles make up that chart?

Me and Brudder Ranger have that fetch one down REAL good. But then, I am an itsy bit doxie, you know. I guess that's where I gets my brains.

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. Pleeze tell your mom we're sorry abouts not warning her about the skeery possum picture. My Auntie K STILL hates possums ever since that happened, even though she wasn't even home. And then one time, she was eating out on the patio of this restaurant and a possum ran over her TOES! She hasn't had good experiences with possums.

Let us know if we need to pay for some counseling for your mom or anything.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Dis be so funny. I gots to give dis chart to da Momma so her will stop tryin all dis trainin stuffs on me....butt I'll keep da tweet pawt in da training cycle.

rottrover said...

I think I'm part doxie!!


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

That describes all the doxies we know!!!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

sprinkles said...

My chi's must be part doxie becasue they have that chart down to a T! bol

Plus all the same tricks as Frankie and Ernie.

Sketching with Dogs said...

You are very clever, we refuse to do anything, ha!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Molly the Airedale said...

Don't forget that there are LOTS of treats handed out at training classes. You may want to rethink this, Minna K!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Backcountry Brodie said...

You doxies must live by a whole udder set of rules. Lucky you.

A MilShelb Mom said...

Wow!!! We already know them, too!!
~Milly and Shelby

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Any chance you saw one of those charts for Siberian Huskies too? BOL

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Sandra said...

HAHAHAHA!!! So true. We are always trying to tell our mom the same thing. Glad to know we know have this nice diagram as backup.

flash, alven, dottie

Stewey said...

BOL - what a funny chart!

Berts Blog said...

Now that is the perfect example of how it should be. I am gonna make sure that My Vickie sees this. It might give her some good ideas of how I should be doing it.

3 doxies said...

I has ALL them tricks down pat...and others. They just couldn't be fitted on dat chart.


3 doxies said...

Oh and a song would be nice. Does you know any Nursery ryhmes?
How bouts..."On top of spaghetti...all covered with squirrel guts"...does you knows dat one?


3 doxies said...

Hmmmmm, wells dat is a conundrum fur sures. What up with itunes? They are so behind da times.

Is your momma still havin' nitemares? Bwhahahahaha...sorry.


My Mind's Eye said...

Amen to that MinnaK...Doxie are born smart. Mom says Toto their mighty mini Doxie (first family pet) trained them rather than them training him.
Hugs from your BFFF,

Remington said...

Cute chart!

The Daily Pip said...


No worries that was just my mom screaming (and freaking out) after she read Mayzie's possum post.

Your pal, Pip

Scooter said...

Yah when we know all this stuff, why do we need classes??? Its a racket I tell you!! Ha!

Jazzi and Addy

The Websters said...

Oh Minna Krebs,

You are so very talented! You should know that doxies are my second favorite dogs (first are Sibes, of course).

I'm going to show that to my aunt Pixie so she can show Mrs. Master's mom. They're always trying to make her do something silly. Hello!?! She already knows that stuff.

Lots of Love,

Nora B. Webster

Anonymous said...

BOL! Training.....DONE! Hardy Har Har :D

Waggin at ya,

Bella and Ollie said...

Stay as far away as possible from classes, you're too clever for that !

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

This is so funny! I'm a very stubborn miniature dachshund myself, and I totally relate :)