Friday, September 17, 2010

A Donkeys Work is Never Done - Part I

Most of you know about my full time career as Verizon Wireless SpokesDonkey AND my part time job as Your Avon Representative.   Also long time followers may remember that I have the habit of walking myself.

Well, what you did NOT know, is that I am known around these parts as the Horse Whisperer!
I have another part time job as a Horse Walker.   This is akin to the job Teacher's Pets does for peoples dogs, but I take it to another level.   
I am available to walk your HORSE for you.  For a fee, of course.
Please call for price list.

Looks like a nice day for a little stroll round the pasture.......

and we're off...

Okay, Big Guy! No complaints from you.  I've been noticing a little extra paunch around your middle and a little exercise won't kill you.

Is she going to EVER stop with the pictures?

I've got work to do here.  Come on Justice.....Get the lead out...

To be continued.........

Lucy.    The donkey with too many jobs to list in one place


My Mind's Eye said...

Lucy...looks like you gave up on Ding Dong Avon many uncertainties in that least in this field you are sure footed.
Madi and Mom

Zona said...

Would you be willing to walk ducks??

And her two pet ducks

3 doxies said...

Now I totally gets is da reason furs da high unemployment rate. You be taking aaaall da jobs in Texas.

Don't worry, I be's back but I has to go check my local want ads.


Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Lucy
Are you happy doing all those jobs? Do you want us to call the donkey labour department to make a complaint, on youe behalf?
Let us know?
Love Ruby & Penny

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Seems to be a FUN job ... wish I can join you. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Pippen said...

Lucy! All your jobs look very interesting! You are so lucky!

Just wondering what Minna is doing while you are doing all this work?

Sam and Pippen

3 doxies said...

Okays I am back.
I haves been trying to call dat number to gets an estimate but Wilbur Ed keeps answering da hoofheld.
But nayways, how much will you charge to walk by neighbors off a cliff?


Road Dog Tales said...

Do you need any subcontractors to help out? We think Mom & Dad would like that job! PeeS - Ummm, yeah, what Puddles said about the neighbors and the cliff - how much???
The Road Dogs

Anonymous said...

Make that 3 of us who want neighbors walked off a cliff... this could be very lucrative Lucy.

Corbin said...

I think you should go into business walking neighbors off cliffs... I'll take you up on that job too!

Remington said...

Lucy, how do you do it?

JacksDad said...

Well, that is an amazing skill. You did better than most people!!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Hi Lucy, you need to come see Phantom's video when he came up close and personal with the neighborhood donkeys. If you want another job, Mom says you can come and help out with walking us sibes.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

houndstooth said...

Tee hee! I'd say you're a jack of all trades, but I suppose in your case I should say jenny! Are you going to hook Justice up to a cart to pull all your Avon products?


The Daily Pip said...

Lucy, you are quite the entrepreneur!

Could you maybe be my life coach? I need some motivation to take the leap (off the couch) and take charge of my life. Can you help?

Your pal, Pip

Audrey the Photographer Dog said...

Wow, you do wear many hats. I'm very impressed!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh 'da Josie has some horses 'dat need to be walked.. maybe's yous can set 'dem ups wits some cell phones while doin' deres make-ups and 'den walk dems... 'dis be getting us a big barn bash in no times!!

Hey, Puddles Momma still has yous hoofhelf... hers spotted after 'da IHOP contest wits it talkin' to Wilbur Ed's when he was in 'da bathrooms... he called her asked if he left his flask in 'da booth...


oh, and 'da Josie running lows on lady on 'da loose lipshades... do yous has a new fall line coming outs soon??

'da Josie

Mack said...

How ever much money you are making Lucy, it is not enough!

Lorenza said...

Lucy.... you are simply adorable!
Happy Saturday to all of you!
Kisses and hugs

Dexter said...

That certainly saves some wear and tear on the humans. I have no doubt that Justice will get in shape fast with a good coach like you.


the booker man said...

miss lucy,
i'm totally amazed at how many jobs you can juggle all at once. you are full of the talents!!

the booker man

The Stonehedge Farm said...

Love the donkeys! Come and see mine. I am your newest follower-