My momma is OBSESSED....and NOT with a doxin!
Her got this new-fangled machine that lives up on da kitchen counter. No big deal, right?....WRONG. This machine has taken over her mind, and negatively affected OUR lives.
Before this machine came to live on da counter, her FIRST priority every morning was the care and feeding of the beloved doxins (us). Now her gets all excited and giggly over which little white Nom-cup her is going to put in da machine! We have been delegated to a distant second place.
And her is collecting those Nom-cups like they is going out of style! She brings all different kinds home by the boxload, and delights in all the different flavors and varieties available. They LOOK like cute little treats, butt trust me, these Nom-cups taste TERRIBLES.....cuz we tried to taste one that I stole from da trash can. Yuck!
I'm starting to get concerned.